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Twisted Metal Carnage Maker
More Dangerous than Meets the Eye
Created on 2002-03-23 19:10:04 (#504273), last updated 2007-12-19
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Basic Info| Name: | Shocking! |
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| Location: | Nowhere you've ever heard of, Maine, United States |
BioI just can't make up my mind... not that there are a lot of things to say. A lot of incredible things, maybe, but just things? No.
About me... because we all know (and want to hear it again), and if there is a we or two out there that don't know, shame, shame on you.
- My mother named me after an old Finnish man in a history book, so that makes me more unique and certifies my lineage and the blood of Dork bumming around in my veins.
- I have webbed toes, thus I have incredible super-powers beyond anything remotely close to your imagination.
- I end up having to wear glasses (from time to time), automatically making me extra-astonishingly charming.
- I am my own (and a few others') master, however I do kneel before Art History, Really Spectacular Things like good books, movies, and music, several persons who are Just-Might-Possibly-Be-God-s, and one or two more people/places/things/ideas that I shall not disclose.
- I am (surprisingly!) not perfect; almost, but not completely. Being a Hero and all, I have a few mortal weaknesses, but I cannot give all of them away. However, I will say, that I am quasi tone-deaf. I love music, but I understand nothing about it, at all... whatsoever. That is perfectly fine with me.
- I'm not as egotistical as I may appear or read, honestly. Having several blankets with my name on them doesn't mean anything.
- My creative mind is deteriorating, as with my "talent" and "skill" with most of the things I enjoy. Whether it is a true deterioration or just the way my view is changing, I do not know.
- Of course you don't know what you're missing, and it will always be in the last place you look.
- I am becoming suspicious of the world (I feel related to or believe myself to be with) having a rather widespread and nearly all encompassing joke that I was left out of, or not in on entirely. I stop and wonder, once I begin to think of something half "new", how long did it take everyone else to get to the point I am at now, and how far behind am I or how far ahead are they?
- Most of what may or may not be read here (or there, depending upon your perceived location in relation to that which is in discussion) is drivel, or the product of my mental driveling. Please, will you hand me a tissue? Courtesy is not a great strength of mine; I offer as much as I can and am exceptionally impressed when it is well returned. Thank you ever so kindly.
And - as much as I blame society's obsession with convenience for the disintegration of integrity and the downfall of mankind - I found myself needing this once and didn't think it right to allow you to believe me to be perfect (although I know you still do, you rebels).
About me... because we all know (and want to hear it again), and if there is a we or two out there that don't know, shame, shame on you.
- My mother named me after an old Finnish man in a history book, so that makes me more unique and certifies my lineage and the blood of Dork bumming around in my veins.
- I have webbed toes, thus I have incredible super-powers beyond anything remotely close to your imagination.
- I end up having to wear glasses (from time to time), automatically making me extra-astonishingly charming.
- I am my own (and a few others') master, however I do kneel before Art History, Really Spectacular Things like good books, movies, and music, several persons who are Just-Might-Possibly-Be-God-s, and one or two more people/places/things/ideas that I shall not disclose.
- I am (surprisingly!) not perfect; almost, but not completely. Being a Hero and all, I have a few mortal weaknesses, but I cannot give all of them away. However, I will say, that I am quasi tone-deaf. I love music, but I understand nothing about it, at all... whatsoever. That is perfectly fine with me.
- I'm not as egotistical as I may appear or read, honestly. Having several blankets with my name on them doesn't mean anything.
- My creative mind is deteriorating, as with my "talent" and "skill" with most of the things I enjoy. Whether it is a true deterioration or just the way my view is changing, I do not know.
- Of course you don't know what you're missing, and it will always be in the last place you look.
- I am becoming suspicious of the world (I feel related to or believe myself to be with) having a rather widespread and nearly all encompassing joke that I was left out of, or not in on entirely. I stop and wonder, once I begin to think of something half "new", how long did it take everyone else to get to the point I am at now, and how far behind am I or how far ahead are they?
- Most of what may or may not be read here (or there, depending upon your perceived location in relation to that which is in discussion) is drivel, or the product of my mental driveling. Please, will you hand me a tissue? Courtesy is not a great strength of mine; I offer as much as I can and am exceptionally impressed when it is well returned. Thank you ever so kindly.
And - as much as I blame society's obsession with convenience for the disintegration of integrity and the downfall of mankind - I found myself needing this once and didn't think it right to allow you to believe me to be perfect (although I know you still do, you rebels).
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